Onion Noodles, AKA Why I Always Bring Onion Soup Mix

So I’ve been off traveling for almost a week in a new city. It’s difficult to always find food with enough salt content, plus I get bored with eating out all of the time so I try to bring things I can make on the road. I knew I would be making a stop at a relative’s house, so I brought a few key supplies with me. You know how it’s important in Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy to always have a towel? That’s how I feel about onion soup mix, and here’s why:

It’s portable. It’s loaded with salt. It’s already a bunch of seasoning mixed together. It makes you 100% seem more prepared.

So on this trip I took two vegetables that travel well (carrots and onions), a box of dried pasta, and a packet of onion soup mix and made it dinner.


Onion Noodles

Motivation rating: If you have a chair in the kitchen it’s a great opportunity to get some reading done.
Planning rating: What’s ‘planning’?
Salt rating: One onion soup mix packet has about 100% of an average person’s daily sodium.

Baby/regular carrots
1/2 an onion
1/2 a box of pasta
1 packet onion soup mix
Pepper and additional salt to taste

Step 1: Get water boiling for the pasta.

Step 2: Based on a sliding scale of motivation, cut the carrots and onion. I was feeling ambitious and did nice even cuts of quartered baby carrots and onion wedges.

Step 3: Saute the vegetables in a bit of oil with salt and pepper.

Step 4: Pull out a book or cell phone and wait. Possibly play the neighbor game with someone. (Who would you rather have as a neighbor… Lady Gaga or Madonna? Someone who has an extensive clown decor collection or someone who thinks they’re a real life 1800s cowboy?)

Step 5: Cook noodles according to directions and give the vegetables an occasional stir. Drain the noodles and add to the vegetable pan.


Ready and waiting for onion soup mix.

Step 6: Once the noodles and veg are more integrated and the noodles have a bit of oily coating, add the onion mix and stir. I used two forks to make integrating the mix easier.


Carrot Puppies

I’ve been off traveling and looking for housing in a new state so I’ve been too busy to cook. However, before I left I made a road snack of marinated carrots. Some people think they taste like hot dogs, but carrot dog doesn’t seem to have a good ring to it and marinated carrots seems boring. Hence, carrot puppies.


I threw some smoked tempeh in with it, but you can top with whatever you want

Carrot Puppies

Motivation rating: You don’t need to measure anything if you don’t want to.
Planning rating: The day before.
Salt rating: It’s a tamari party.

1/4 cup water
1/4 cup tamari/soy sauce/liquid aminos
Splash of rice vinegar
1/4 cup apple cider vinegar
1 tsp lime juice
1 tsp sesame oil
1 tsp dark brown sugar
1/2 tsp garlic powder (or diced garlic)
1/2 tsp onion powder
1/2 tsp pepper
dash of liquid smoke (optional)
Red pepper flakes/spicy pepper (optional)

4-6 carrots, peeled with the ends cut off. If you want to make more, scale the marinade.

Step 1: Mix up everything except for the carrots.


I love this recipe because you honestly don’t need to measure if you don’t want to.

Step 2: Bring water to a boil, and drop in the peeled carrots (with ends cut off). This step really depends on the size of the carrots, so sit nearby and occasionally poke them with a fork. When the fork easily goes into them they’re done.

Step 3: Drain the carrots and put them on a plate to cool for a few minutes.

Step 4: Put carrots in a bag or container. Dump in marinade. Shake whatever vessel you’re using. This step is also pretty cathartic.


Step 5: Refrigerate for 24+ hours. When they’re done refrigerating you can grill them, or cook in a skillet. What I prefer doing is dumping everything from the bag (marinade and all) in a pan, let the marinade cook off, then turn the carrot to cook the other sides.

Serve it like a hot dog in a bun, serve it on a plate, eat it as finger food. Carrots are a wonderfully versatile thing.

Polenta Bake

I had never heard of polenta until I moved halfway across the country in my 20s. Down south we had grits, none of this polenta stuff. It took a while for me to trust the kind of squishy tubes of prepared cornmeal, but now it’s one of my go-to dinners when I don’t have much energy because of how long tubes of polenta can stay good in the pantry and how simple this recipe is.

Polenta Bake

Motivation rating: Low. Slice one soft thing, poke some holes in tomatoes and you’re good to go. 
Planning rating: My #1 low energy go-to dinner
Salt rating: Salted tomatoes + salted polenta (You add a lot of salt throughout)

1 tube prepared polenta
1 pint small tomatoes (cherry, grape, multi colored, whatever you want)
1 tsp nutritional yeast
1 tsp onion powder
1 tsp garlic powder
Olive oil for drizzling
Basil (optional)

Step 1: Preheat the oven to 350F and dig out either two pie pans, or a sheet pan with a lip all the way around. As you may remember, I keep forgetting and buying pie tins so I prepare this in those. It usually works out well because I get one tin to myself while my partner gets the other- no dividing up servings and an easy clean up.

Step 2: Cut open the roll of polenta (or, if you’re like me wash the plastic wrapper then slice through it with a clean knife because I don’t have the energy to deal with scissors). Slice into 1/2 inch slices. Wash the tomatoes and poke a small hole in each tomato with the tip of the knife. This keeps them from popping or exploding in the oven, and helps get the tomato juice to flavor the polenta.


The store had basil and garlic flavored polenta this week.

Step 3: Sprinkle some salt over the tomatoes to help bring out the flavor and let sit for a minute. The salt will get inside through the hole you poked. I don’t need an excuse to salt anything, but if you’re curious why salting tomatoes helps them taste better check it out here. (Via Serious Eats)


Step 4: Lay out the polenta flat on the tin, and along the sides if you have extra. Add tomatoes in the gap areas to help distribute the flavor. Top with nutritional yeast, onion powder, garlic powder, and a healthy sprinkle of salt. I added table salt and a bit of coarse ground sea salt. Then drizzle with olive oil. If you want, you can also add balsamic vinegar at this step.

Step 5: Put in the pre-heated oven for 20 minutes, then check to see when edges are golden brown to your liking. If you let it go too long the polenta can be a bit hard, so what we’re aiming for here is crispy outside and soft inside.


This is a rare moment, we usually eat it straight out of the pie tin.

Step 6: If you feel like, top with basil and salt to taste.

POTSie Pairings

IMG_20170701_115607767People with POTS will get this: I drink a lot of Propel. I keep buying cases of it and it somehow disappears, but I guess that’s what happens when you drink two liters of it a day. Personally, I prefer it to other electrolyte drinks because of the fact that it has no sugar or calories. As thrilling as a lifetime of drinking Propel sounds, I couldn’t picture myself at a barbecue or at a friend’s house for a dinner party drinking a bottle of Propel while everyone else had something more festive. Like many people with POTS, I find it difficult to drink even small amounts of alcohol without feeling way worse.

The second part of this comes in with my discovery of Fre wine (now owned by Sutter Home Winery). What they do is make real wine, from real wine grapes, and use science magic (AKA spinning cone technology) to remove the alcohol but preserve the aroma and flavors of the wine. Seriously, it tastes like real wine and not juice. I first found it on a grocery store shelf when I was a teenager and brought it home to confuse my parents as to how 1. a teenager bought wine and 2. how I got wine in a grocery store. I grew up in a place where you can only buy alcohol at specially designated liquor stores.

So then I started to think…I have to consume a ton of electrolyte drinks to stay somewhat functional, but I also have a wine brand I can now drink. Why not combine them into something resembling a wine spritzer? I can stay hydrated and have a fun drink to carry around at a party. So let’s raise a glass to the first POTSie Pairings.

Moody Merlot

Fre Merlot
Propel Black Cherry
Lime (juice + for garnish)
Sparkling water for fizz

For my first trial run, I used this ratio:
1/4 Merlot
1/2 Propel
1/4 Sparkling water
Lime juice to taste

I’m a big fan of lime, and found lime flavored sparkling Perrier water on sale (a liter bottle for a dollar) at the grocery store. The drink was fresh, and the black cherry flavors in the Propel highlighted the depth in the wine. As weird as this sounds as a combination, I would absolutely make this again.

Pair with: Audrey Hepburn’s Roman Holiday so you can commiserate about being a POTSie princess (or prince) stuck in their palace. Also goes well with cheese and crackers or looking moody and cool while lounging at the poolside.

Chocolate Chip, Pecan, and Sea Salt Cookies

One perk of not using dairy or eggs in baking is being able to eat cookie dough and not have to worry about food poisoning. Sometimes, some of my cookies even make it into the oven. I was having a hardcore salty/sweet combination craving a few weeks ago. Luckily, one of my old friends was in town and was generous enough to volunteer to come over and suffer through some cookie taste testing with me. It was a long, arduous day of eating cookie dough but we survived it just to bring you this recipe: chocolate chip, pecan, and sea salt cookies. Be warned, this makes a lot of cookies. If you want, you can make a few big cookies instead of many moderately sized ones. I won’t tell.

Chocolate Chip, Pecan, and Sea Salt Cookies

Motivation rating: Moderate. Cookie dough requires mixing, after all.
Planning rating: Ready shortly after you think, “Hey, cookies sound good”
Salt rating: Pecans (or other nuts), salt in the dough, plus a sea salt topping

2 cups all-purpose flour (bleached or unbleached, I use unbleached)
3/4 tsp table or kosher salt
1 tsp baking powder
1 tsp baking soda
1/2 to 1 bag of dark chocolate chips, depending on your chocolate craving
1/2 cup pecans or other nuts
1/2 cup white sugar
1/2 cup dark brown sugar (or light brown sugar + molasses)
1/4 cup canola oil
1/2 cup nondairy milk (I use sweetened almond milk)
a small bowl of coarse sea salt to roll cookie dough balls in

I think adding dried cherries would also be good. Let me know if you try any dried fruit!


1. Grab a medium bowl and mix flour, salt, baking powder, and baking soda. After you stare at the white pile of ingredients for an adequate amount of time, questioning if you actually mixed it or just imagined you did (thanks brain fog), add the chocolate chips and nuts.


2. Grab a freezer-safe large bowl or Tupperware container and dump in the two kinds of sugar. Add the oil and nondairy milk. Whisk with a real whisk or a fork. I use a fork because I’ve been meaning to buy a whisk for years but forget what I’m there to get as soon as I walk into the store (on the plus side I now own three pie tins).


Don’t be like me and forget you need a big bowl, because then you have to swap bowls.

3. Add the dry mix to the wet and stir well. You may have to fold the chocolate chips and nuts in a bit. This is a good place to have a hand mixer, stand mixer, or friend you can bribe with cookies.

4. Stick that sucker in the freezer for 20 minutes to chill the dough. This helps it keep its form for the salt and while baking. In the meantime, preheat the oven to 350F and put some foil or parchment paper on a cookie sheet.

5. Pull it from the freezer and plop yourself down at a table. Using a tablespoon, roll balls of dough. Once it’s formed, roll it in the bowl of sea salt and place on the sheet pan. If you’re sharing the cookies with that friend who helped you mix, sprinkle some salt on top instead so you don’t give your friend a heart attack. If you endanger your friends they probably won’t help you bake anymore.


Sometimes your rolled balls of dough are more abstract.

6. Bake at 350F for 13 minutes or until they’re golden to your liking.


Rather than heating up the oven…pull the dough from the freezer, form balls, roll in salt, and eat. Why waste time and make the house hotter with the oven?


Chip Dip

After discovering I can’t really eat dairy, I struggled to find an adequate substitute for the sour cream based onion chip dip that everyone would bring to parties, or have as a snack. I tried vegan versions of sour cream, often tofu based and expensive, that I had to drive to a store half an hour away to get. Driving that far is often a difficult task, so I was desperate to find a version I could make at home. This weekend, I finally found it.


Photos taken with my great, low-tech cellphone. My metal bowls will feature often.

Chip Dip

Motivation rating: Easy
Planning rating: Think ahead
Salt rating: 2440mg sodium for one packet of soup mix + 1/2 tsp salt + chips = SALTY

1 cup cashews, soaked overnight. I use salted and roasted cashews.
1/4 cup lemon juice (from concentrate, reduce amount if using fresh lemons)
1/2 tsp+ salt
2 tsp nutritional yeast (helps give it a dairy flavor, can omit if you don’t have it. I buy it in bulk now.)
1/2 cup water or nondairy milk

1 packet Lipton dry Onion Soup Mix
1/2 tsp onion powder (optional)
Chips of choice- the saltier the better


1. Soak your cashews overnight the day before you want to make the dip. If you’re like me, and can’t predict a chip dip craving, you can boil the nuts for 20 minutes. It doesn’t get as creamy as soaking overnight, but will do in a pinch.

2. Drain the soaked cashews and combine with the next four ingredients (use only 1/2 tsp salt here) in a blender, and blend on high speed. If you have a high powered blender like a Vitamix, Blendtec, or Ninja it is ready in around 2 minutes on high. If you have a low powered blender, it may take longer or not get as creamy.  Scrape the sides of the blender as needed. Motivation level for steps 1-2: You can eyeball measurements if you want and sit down while it all blends if you’re pretty confident your blender won’t turn on you and explode as soon as you look away.

3. Put that mixture in the refrigerator. Want to stick the whole blender jar in the fridge? Go for it. Want to spoon it in a Tupperware container? Sure. Let it chill for an hour, or if you’re impatient, skip this step.

4. Rip open that packet of dry soup mix and dump it in. Mix. Like it with extra onion flavor? Dump in that onion powder too. I eat this too fast for anyone to see and judge how much I love onion.

5. Dip those chips. If it’s not salty enough for you, go crazy and add some more. Share if you’re feeling generous.



I’m no doctor, but I’ve sure seen enough of them to give a brief rundown of things. After many years of symptoms, I was diagnosed with dysautonomia, which essentially means my automatic nervous system doesn’t function the way it should. (The automatic nervous system, the thing that controls the stuff that should happen in your body automatically, like regulating heart rate, blood pressure, digestion, temperature control…). Aside from a doctor-supervised medicine regiment, lots of electrolytes and fluids, and some really cool waist high compression stockings, doctors suggest increasing salt consumption.

I was getting pretty bored with snacking on pretzels, pickles, olives, and pre-packaged high sodium foods and decided to make some of my regular dishes POTS friendly, in a way that preserved the flavors of the food. Trust me, everything just tasting like salt is a big issue. Some POTSies (people with POTS) are also sensitive to dairy and gluten so I have tried to keep that in mind with some of the recipes I create. The recipes here (obviously) aren’t medical treatments, but they are tasty and filled with sodium. (Also, apologies to my partner who has to try all of these dishes with me).

I was getting frustrated not finding any blogs or groups for a high sodium diet, so I decided to create my own for all of us POTS-itarians out there.